If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

Revealing classified information

Revenge porn

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Why do many women like tall men?

Perjury

Terroristic threats

Fraud

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Trade secrets

No freedom is absolute.

False advertising

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You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

And much, much more.

HIPAA violations

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You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Insurrection

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Insider trading

Threats of violence

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Child pornography

Conspiracy